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I’m so single, and I have all this extra kind of mechanism in my brain for bullshit, that I know once I have a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, whatever order that occurs in, I’m just gonna be so happy to not have to use that part of my brain anymore. Like, dressed—taking all that long to dress. I’m a little bitch still in my life, where I’m—I’ll go to the elevator and ring the button to go down, and then still turn around and change my pants. I don’t want to do that anymore, and I’m close to not doing it anymore, I just have to find the right woman who will lock that in. She’s gonna change it all. She’s either gonna be a graphic designer or a substitute school teacher, something like that. Someone with a long dress I can put my hand up under.

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—	John Mayer (via cemawe)

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boxof64:

Let me throw a, what might be a likely scenario your way. Sometimes you find yourself, as we continue to court people, you, uh, okay here’s the thing. Like the belt right here. The belt is really a hemisphere. You got your southern hemisphere and you got your northern hemisphere. And what you really need to be in a relationship forever is you gotta have a nice, nice mix of the northern hemisphere and the southern hemisphere. The equator’s gotta really be the equator. It’s gotta be right here. You gotta have it down here, and you gotta have it up here. You gotta be huggy kissy and you gotta be bangy screwy at the same time. Now some people you’re bangy screwy with you don’t wanna be huggy kissy with and other people that you’re huggy kissy with you don’t wanna be bangy screwy with right? Follow me, I’m not just trying to whip up soundbites here; I’m trying to make a point. So sometimes, you meet people that you’re either one or the other. You’re like “Well we’re really huggy kissy but we’re not bangy screwy but maybe we can invent some new sort of relationship.” You ever tried to invent? “Maybe we’ll come up with some new shit no one ever came up with, but we’ll be like huggy kissy but I’ll be bangy screwy either never or other places but I really wanna be huggy kissy with this person. We’re not bangy screwy but I wanna be huggy kissy. Well that lasts for about – NEVER! It’s a really nice idea and I’m all for the idea cos there’s plenty of people in my life I’m really never like “I really wanna be huggy kissy with you” and they’re like “Bangy screwy?” I’m like “Aaaah no can do-ey.” So if you can no do-ey the bangy screwy and the huggy kissy can be messy… where the fuck am I going with this? The point is, you got one choice of three. You can’t invent a fourth choice. You got friends, you got lovers, or you got nothing.

- John Mayer, January 2010, Manchester Apollo

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Attention John Mayer..

thatsrightletitout:

Although there are hundreds of photos of your beautiful face scrolling by on my dashboard, I miss you still. Can a girl get a Ustream session, a new post, or even just a witty remark? Pretty please? I know you are a busy man, creating music that will make my ears melt…BUT I need a John fix asap!
I will second that:)

Mr. Mayer throughout the years.

Young John: “I’m itchy. I don’t wanna go to grandmas!”

The Pre-Inside Wants Out era: Get me the fuck out of here.

The Room For Squares era: Acoustic & finally outside of the lines.

The Heaver Things era: An electric guitar & Seth Cohen’s wardrobe.

The Continuum era: Blues & not giving a fuck how long your hair is.

The Battle Studies era: Truth, tumblr > twitter & proof that he’s here to stay.

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John Mayer interviewed by Erik Philbrook at the 2010 ASCAP “I Create Music” EXPO in Hollywood.